Student Teaching: Week 2

Things Overheard In the Classroom:

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

Student1: Did you hear about the actress that killed herself?

Student 2: Who?!

Student 1: I dunno. Her name is Reece Something....

Student 2: Witherspoon!

Student 1: No, with a knife.

Cooperating teacher examining his hair: Man, I look like I got mugged! I wore a hat but I guess I shouldn't have.

Student: You look like a college professor who just rolled out of bed.

ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS

Question: Into which body of water does the Congo flow?

Correct Answer: The Atlantic Ocean

Other Answers Given: Southern, Congo Basin, Lake Tangyanika, White Nile

BEST ANSWER RUNNER-UP

(Question regarding climate and landforms and how they affect where people live.)

I am just writing this because I was told to act like I care about world history. I am running out of things to say, so now I will just ramble on. I am acting like I care. Which I do not.

BEST ANSWER WINNER

Where it's hot, you get swamp ass. Where it's cold, you get shrinkage.